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A WOMAN is struggling to go anywhere without a takeaway coffee in her hand.

A WOMAN in Bristol is unable to get rid of her partially shaved haircut, it has emerged.

A MAN with perfect teeth has told friends that he never misses a dental check-up because he loves them.

THE resident Romeo in Games Workshop has informed a hapless idiot of the difference between a die and some dice.

DOCTORS have warned that an epidemic of horribly heavy comedy eyebrows appears to be spreading across the UK.

THE three for £10 Toblerone deal in airport shops is now the only reason anyone flies, experts have confirmed.

A WOMAN'S life is still a lot of crap despite affirmations and visualisation, it has been confirmed.

A WOMAN has once again reminded her boyfriend to take some photos of all the fun they are having so they do not forget it.

HAIRY all over? Here’s how to groom it and maximise your sinister allure to men and women alike.

A WOMAN desperate not to go back to work after maternity leave has come up with an utterly insane business idea and actually wants to do it.