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THE resident Romeo in Games Workshop has informed a hapless idiot of the difference between a die and some dice.

DOCTORS have warned that an epidemic of horribly heavy comedy eyebrows appears to be spreading across the UK.

THE three for £10 Toblerone deal in airport shops is now the only reason anyone flies, experts have confirmed.

A WOMAN'S life is still a lot of crap despite affirmations and visualisation, it has been confirmed.

A WOMAN has once again reminded her boyfriend to take some photos of all the fun they are having so they do not forget it.

HAIRY all over? Here’s how to groom it and maximise your sinister allure to men and women alike.

A WOMAN desperate not to go back to work after maternity leave has come up with an utterly insane business idea and actually wants to do it.

COMMUTERS want to know why a man who gets the same train wears his rucksack on both shoulders.

NO-ONE should be discriminated against unless they drive a car that singles them out as an utter w**ker, Britain has agreed.

AN 88-year-old woman has confessed that her biggest regret is that she did not spend more time ironing clothes.