Lifestyle

BLONDE men have been officially advised not to experiment with facial hair for the safety and happiness of those who must look at them.

WHAT is showing someone your record collection except a chance to prove you’re better than them? Here are some ways to really be a wanker about it.

A COUPLE who went on holiday to New York are making sure everyone knows they stayed in the ‘coolest’ area, Brooklyn.

A FRIEND has actually written a personal message on the gift bag containing her pal’s birthday present, confirming herself to be a a total arsehole.

AN artisan bakery is making middle class people behave as if it were dispensing a heroin-like substance.

A MAN has still not achieved his life’s goal of owning a ride-on lawnmower and a garden big enough to use it, he has confessed.

A MOTHER-of-two has spent every single penny she had in a single afternoon at the school’s summer fete.

MANY people have admitted they don’t wash their legs in the shower, sparking a furious Twitter ‘debate’. Here are some handy comments to help you join in.

A WOMAN who cannot afford to buy a house and fill it with children has decided to become the 'mum' of her houseplants instead.

A WOMAN has actually told her friends that climate change is fine because she has already got a tan in May.