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IS IT cool to live in the big city but only possible in a tiny flat? Here’s how to adjust to your Lilliputian living quarters.

A MAN’S girlfriend has without warning nailed six vintage copper jelly moulds to the kitchen wall like a total fucking nutcase.

A NATIONWIDE survey has found that Britons still love to have stuff piled up on the side of their stairs.

YOU prayed for a nice meal out or a spa day perhaps, but some twat suggested a nightmarish hen weekend in Blackpool. Here’s how to survive it.

BARBECUE cooking has the same health effects as smoking 20 fags but is nowhere near as cool, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who decided to get out of of the capital for Easter was stunned to find that every single other London resident had the same idea.

A FAMILY’S Easter has been ruined after mistakenly buying the eggs of a fast-growing alien predator.

A MAN whose life is shit regularly cheers himself up with the pathetic tactic of remembering that he does not work for Deliveroo.

MY first Easter wasn’t a barrel of laughs, but nowadays there are lots of things you can do without nailing anyone to a cross. Here’s my guide to a torture-free Easter.

WITH so many designs of sunglasses there's a multitude of ways to look like a prick. Here’s a handy guide to the vibe you’re giving off.