Lifestyle

CHILDREN have been ordered to wait in the car with fizzy drinks and crisps so that barbecues do not exceed the six person limit.

DO you make friends and family feel guilty by always sending birthday and thank you cards? Try being even more irritating.

AS OF this morning, residents of England can go for that barbecue in Uncle Brian’s garden they’ve been thirsting for. What other horrific activities can we no longer avoid?

DO you usually base 90 per cent of your conversations around your ludicrously expensive holiday plans? Here’s what to show off about in 2020 instead.

A COUPLE are looking forward to lockdown easing enough to have friends over for a drink in their garden and a wee behind the shed.

MEN are continuing to enjoy not having to make small talk with their barbers on a monthly basis.

A MAN’S neighbour has been washing his Ford Galaxy a frankly distressing amount of times, it has emerged.

EYE contact is hard to get right at the best of times, but with people wearing masks it’s trickier than ever. Here’s how to not look creepy or mental.

SEX shops are stocking up on postman-themed costumes due to people developing a kink for them during lockdown.

A WOMAN has ordered so much stuff from Amazon she has been able to build a second home out of all the packaging.