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FLAT-PACK assembly instructions from IKEA now come with pictures demonstrating how to smash them up in a blind rage.

A COUPLE who spent a ruinously large amount of money hiring a campervan to drive around Cornwall don’t want to admit they are cold, tired and hungry.

JUST because you can’t get to Crete this year doesn’t mean that you can’t have a cut-above holiday. Here's how to survive a week in a caravan designed for the working classes:

A MAN has somehow managed to construct a small piece of flatpack furniture using the instructions that came with it.

STUMPED for something worthwhile to say but still want to contribute to a conversation? Here are some totally useless and highly annoying phrases to consider.

A MAN wearing a vest is trying not to feel self-conscious about his upper-arm nudity.

A GAP-YEAR twat has set out on a year-long journey of self-discovery all the way from Plymouth to Bournemouth, he has confirmed.

IF you've been on a break outside the UK, you may now have to take a second, enforced holiday inside your own house. Here's how to make sure it's just as good as two weeks in Benidorm.

A WOMAN with clashing tan lines after wearing different tops all week is evening up her skin with strategically-placed gaffer tape.

A CYCLIST believes he is the envy of drivers who cannot stop looking at him after seeing the long snake of traffic that has formed behind his bicycle.