Lifestyle

FORGET about the loft conversion - sex caves are the new must-have middle-class interior space. Here’s how to make sure yours is better than everyone else’s:

ACROSS England, children are returning to school today. But not my children. Because they are better and more special than your children.

BIG Asdas have topped this year’s list of top holiday destinations because of their spacious car parks, friendly locals, and huge range of things that shut kids up.

FROM teenage policemen to reality TV, Britain is a terrible country to live in these days. 76-year-old Roy Hobbs lists a few of the problems.

AN absolute wanker is going to fix up a classic car, he has revealed.

BANK holidays used to mean trips to the beach, but in our pandemic times the fun now lies in harshly judging other people going on trips to the beach. Check out these locations:

ALRIGHT kiddo, it’s Dad. I know you wanted a new coat but we're saving for a hot tub to spice up our sex life. How about fashion tips from your old man instead?

A WOMAN who still works from home in an overpriced London flat has started to question her living arrangements.

GETTING on the property ladder as a young millennial is all about managing your budget, saving scrupulously and being given a £85,000 deposit. Here’s my tips:

A COUPLE are thinking of getting a knee-high animal with a long history of inbreeding so they can clear up its excrement.