Lifestyle

IS everyday life full of baffling questions you’re losing sleep over? Here are some mysteries that confuse the nation every single day.

HOW you start the day has a huge impact on your life, and I’m here to tell you, in barely credible terms, how to begin yours in the best, most bullshit way.

WE live alongside a whole host of everyday objects too repellent to ever allow ourselves to dwell on. These filthy six are in your home...

AS winter sets in, there are always one or two men around wearing shorts. I am one of them and I'm here to tell you why, in an effort to stop you presuming I'm just a bellend.

THE UK is only days into a second lockdown and has already reached the point where it is just walking around wearing a f**king duvet.

ARE you a fun-loving bobble-hat person or do you prefer to look like someone who murders deer in the woods? Find out what your winter hat says about you.

A FATHER-OF-TWO has admitted he only had children so he could play with Lego as an adult.

A WANKER with nothing better to do is unable not to inform you how many days there are left until 25th December.

IS government plunging your area unfairly into lockdown even though the virus can’t spread between detached houses? Follow these pointers to sail through it.

A MIDDLE-CLASS couple are desperate to have friends round to show off the expensive and tasteful artisan soap they have in their bathroom.