A WOMAN who has been called selfish for choosing not to have children has happily confirmed that that was the whole point of her decision.
Helen Archer, 32, has been told that not bringing a resource-guzzling human that she does not actually want into an already crowded world means she is incredibly self-centred.
Archer said: “I bumped into a friend who was strapping her four kids into a giant SUV so she could drive half a mile to Tesco to spend 100 quid on crappy plastic toys and Fruit Shoots.
“As usual she asked me when I was going to have kids. When I said ‘never’ she tutted and said I was selfish and unfulfilled, whilst her kids whined annoyingly in the background.
“Then she said that this summer they were hoping to squeeze a week in a Cornish cottage, though it’ll costs thousands because they can only go away during the school holidays and they’ll end up spending hundreds on family days out they hate.
“I told her I was going to use all the money I’d saved not paying for parasitical larvae to travel the world for a year sleeping with hot strangers.
“I’m very happy with my choices.”
