THE most wonderful time of the year is upon us, and you’ll be spending it trapped in a room with a person you abhor. Who is your Yuletide nemesis?
Emma Bradford, pharma rep: “My common halfwit sister-in-law and Call The Midwife about equally. Can I say ‘her watching Call the Midwife’, because she f**king will?”
Wayne Hayes, knocker-upper: “Has to be Uncle Stephen. Sexist, racist, misogynistic, transphobic, the bloody lot. Never stops ranting. Tommy Robinson, you’ll know him as.”
Jack Browne, usurer: “F**king Ghost of Christmas Past. Takes ages, At least the Future one just points out my gravestone then f**ks off.”
Susan Traherne, jewellery designer: “I actually think it’s rather disloyal to be loathing the company of anyone more than your own husband.”
Norman Steele, joiner: “Craig Revel Horwood as Captain Hook at the Milton Keynes Theatre’s production of Peter Pan.”
