International

PRO-DEMOCRACY protesters in Hong Kong have been praised for having normal hair and not wearing stupid clown costumes.

PUBLIC support for the European Union peaks when it is lording it over the USA, it has emerged.

ALEX Salmond has been asked if he would like to run Syria for a bit.

SCOTLAND is to be covered by a massive tinfoil tent because of the mind reading space lasers.

ENGLISH voters have demanded the right to sort out the French once and for all.

THE magical land of Brigadoon has melted into the Highland mist.

ALEX Salmond has voted 'No' to Scottish independence.

ANDY Murray has backed Scottish independence and offered to pay the country’s state pensions when everything goes to hell.

THE third largest of the Shetland Islands has threatened to launch its own bid for independence if the islands separate from an independent Scotland.

SCOTLAND’S independence referendum has finally caused the country to go full Scottish.