Health

FOOD scientists have turned nutrition on its head by claiming that eating vegetables may be a good idea.

ADVERTS which give parents no choice but to pump their children full of sugar and fat 24 hours a day are to be banned.

YOUR health is not especially important, according to a new study.

MILK alternatives made from soya, quinoa and flax are best suited to special people, it has been confirmed.

MILLIONS are running until their legs give out just for something to do.

BRAWLING is the most effective way to shed excess weight, according to doctors.

THE people who were utterly convinced that fat was the worst thing are now utterly convinced that it is sugar.

ONE in five people admitted to accident and emergency units are setting up a stall and selling second hand goods.

SCIENTISTS have helpfully revealed the number of risk-free cigarettes you can smoke every week.

NON-SMOKERS would prefer electronic cigarettes to be fatal, it has emerged.