Health

28-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan has described how a single night of intense drinking ravaged his youthful looks.

DESPERATELY clinging to your lost youth does not slow the ageing process, according to scientists.

OVERWORKED Britons are proving a rich hunting ground for vengeful spirit Freddy Krueger.

MIDDLE class children have been hit by an epidemic of invisible and undetectable illnesses.

MEN generally prefer to have relatively small testicles, it has been confirmed.

IF our wine needs some water in it then we know where the water is, middle class drinkers have confirmed.

SPENDING a week in a tent is long enough for you to believe that it was actually a good idea in the first place.

THE NHS's non-emergency helpline is to be staffed by overly-inquistive old women.