Health

HAD enough? Can’t be bothered anymore? Here are the astonishing health benefits of no longer trying.

A UNIVERSITY student has returned home for Christmas with an alternative and radical strain of the coronavirus, he has confirmed.

IDIOTS have been warned that merely ordering a vaccine does not make them immediately immune to Covid.

THE health secretary has confirmed that regions will only be able to move to a new coronavirus tier after a series of play-offs.

GREY days and long nights making you blue? You might be suffering from SAD, or this might just be the worst f**king winter of any of our lives.

HAVE you formed a bubble with a friend but now want to switch bubbles to a different, better friend? Break the news gently.

THE county of Kent has informed Boris Johnson that he has aroused its wrath and must therefore relinquish his position.

ARE you a grown adult but think scientists are just trying to spoil everyone’s fun for the hell of it? Here’s how to behave like a petulant toddler.

JOSEPH is not looking forward to telling three wise men from the East that with the shepherds and the angels they already have a three-bubble gathering.

EVERY region of England is convinced that they will be going straight from lockdown into the freedom of Tier 1, it has emerged.