Health

A WOMAN who has the posture of a prawn cannot find a reason for her mysteriously persistent back pain.

ANYONE who no longer fits into the jeans they wore aged 21 is at risk of diabetes, but are you safe? Of course f**king not, but take our quiz.

A FAT-SHAMING bastard is moaning about how much they need to lose weight even though they are much thinner than you.

UNBEARABLE arseholes are on standby to slam possible light pandemic restrictions as an unjustified authoritarian attack on freedom.

CHILDREN aged 12-15 are deciding whether or not to get vaccinated entirely on how much it will piss off their parents, they have confirmed.

THE government’s plan for managing the pandemic over the next six months is an emoji of a woman shrugging, it has revealed.

THERE’S an unexpected heatwave, so as a Briton you have no option but to overdo your sun exposure. Here are the best ways.

A MAN who is neither a father nor subject to the stresses of being a parent still has the proper dad bod, witnesses have agreed.

THE summer holidays are over and children aged between four and 16 are enjoying their first day back at the frontline of a pandemic.

A PROMINENT Covid-denier has fallen ill after contracting a virus – and you won't believe which one!