Health

YOUR local council-run leisure centre is a hub of health and fitness facilities for a fraction of the cost of a private gym. It's also an utter shithole you're best avoiding. Here’s why.

A MAN was left shocked when his GP kept chatting casually as if he did not have his finger up his anus.

THE usual knobheads are desperately worried about compulsory masks at secondary school. These educational experiences are way worse...

JANUARY is infested with insufferable f**knuts trying to improve their lives. These are the worst.

CHILDREN are to attend school in airtight inflatable plastic spheres for the near future, the government has confirmed.

FEELING a bit peaky? Use the clues to deduce which friend or family member has given you Covid in our fun interactive game.

THE prime minister’s high-risk gamble with the lives of every man, woman and child in Britain might just work out, say scientists. 

A TWAT on a train is exempt from wearing a mask because he has a Costa cup in his hand, he has revealed.

ARE you belligerently obsessed with anti-vaccine views? Here’s how to bang on about them in the most maddening way possible.

A MAN genuinely believes that if he was bleeding from his genitals once a month every month he would not talk about it.