Health

THE UK’s teachers and nurses are looking back at the early days of the pandemic lockdown when life for them was just one long party.

A LUCKY woman is able to enjoy one week out of four without her uterus making her life shit, she has confirmed.

TIRED of not being able to fill out your extra-large jeans? Start piling on the pounds with these surprising tricks that actually work.

BEING ill as a child was made even worse by the godawful things you were made to take for it. Here are six vile ‘remedies’ your mum swore by.

NECKING vitamin and mineral supplements will do bugger all to make up for your terrible lifestyle choices, doctors have confirmed.

HIGH street pharmacy Boots is to start including lateral flow tests as part of its lunchtime Meal Deal.

THE coronavirus has triumphantly ended its classic run in England by infecting the country’s head of state, it has confirmed.

THE half-term holiday is triggering the PTSD parents developed during last winter’s unbearable f**king lockdown, they have confirmed.

WE’RE halfway through a month of gruelling self-improvement, from temperance to exercise to chugging oat milk. But are you hurting yourself enough?

A MAN has discovered that going on an extreme diet to improve his health has the side effect of making him produce unbelievably weird shits.