DO you want to scrutinise parts of your body you didn’t know existed? These five obscure features make you visually repellent, TikTok is happy to explain:
Hip dips
Many people have a natural inward curve to their hip where the bone meets the thigh. Sadly, the hive-mind of a Chinese social media app has decreed it’s one of the most visually disgusting features you can possess. Did you think you looked good in that body-con dress? Nope! You look like a violin. Be ashamed.
Asymmetrical face
Flip a photo of your face, I dare you. Do you hate yourself? Perfect. We’ve concluded that any asymmetrical features, no matter how slight, are hideous. We made a filter that points them all out for you. Why does your left eye look like that? Go and cry.
Buccal fat
Ignore the gorgeous round-faced celebs of the past. It has been decided that any fat between cheekbone and jawbone marks you as a minger. Watch this compilation of celebrity glow-ups, where every single one looks better with considerable amounts of surgery, and hate yourself for your fat f**king face. A cocaine habit would create definition.
Showing your lower teeth when talking
It doesn’t matter if it’s natural. That only makes it worse. No-one should know you have a lower row of teeth. Keira Knightley may be able to get away with it, but you? Are you a multimillionaire with a perfect body and enviable credits on IMDB? No? Then hide your ugly teeth and stay in your lane.
Negative canthal tilt
If your eyes have a downward slant, you’ve really lost the genetic lottery. Check out this filter that blasts a red line through your eyes to make it nice and obvious if they’re acceptable or vile. Make your eyeliner fit your eyes if it’ll make you feel better. Just know that every flawlessly cat-eyed influencer thinks you’re pathetic.
