Man's workout basically unpacking weights and putting them in spare room

A MAN is planning to get ripped by taking some weights out of the box they came in and putting them in the spare room. 

Nathan Muir bought the set of premium dumbbells from Amazon three months ago and since then has begun an intensive routine of putting them in a corner to gather dust.   

He said: “I started by opening the boxes in the hallway and leaving them there for two weeks. 

“Then I carried the weights up the stairs to the spare room one by one, exercising both my upper and lower body. A week later I screwed them together, which was another great workout.

“Now every month or so I go and move them to a different part of the spare room. If we have a guest staying, I slide them under the bed, or if my girlfriend wants to do some yoga I move them to the side.  

“Moving those weights a couple of metres occasionally can be pretty intense. I know it’s only been a few months but I can already feel the difference.

“Sometimes I just go and look at them and think about doing a workout. It’s all part of the process of getting an incredible six-pack.”

Sunak fans worried he might be a Tory

FANS of ‘Dishy Rishi’ Sunak are beginning to wonder if their hero harbours Conservative sympathies.

The chancellor’s many new admirers initially saw him as the saviour of furloughed workers who generously gave everyone free or cut-price meals, like Jesus but with Nando’s chicken.

However Sunak’s recent comments saying people cannot put their feet up forever and that the entire artistic community may have to get jobs in Asda have concerned some of his fans.

Lauren Hewitt said: “I thought Rishi was the Robin Hood of our times. But now he seems to be suggesting I have to go back to work in the middle of a plague and not play with my cat all day.

“I still can’t believe he’s some awful Tory who only cares about money and his career. It’s probably just a big mix-up and tomorrow he’ll announce that everyone can get a free cake delivered every day.”

Tom Logan, who recently had his chest tattooed with images of Sunak and Che Guevara, said: “I suppose the fact that he was part of a team of hedge fund managers who shared nearly £100m profit on the back of the 2008 banking crisis should have been a clue.

“Is he really a Tory though? I know he’s the chancellor in a basically evil Conservative government, but maybe he took one of the most senior jobs in the country by mistake. I’m sure it happens all the time.”