A GROWN man has announced that he will be having nothing more than a plate of chips for his dinner tonight.
Stephen Malley of Nuneaton clarified that he will not be having steak and chips, burger and chips or anything else and chips, but simply chips.
He added: “It’s Friday night and I want chips.
“I’ll have vinegar with them, and obviously sauce, but I don’t see why they should be relegated to a side dish. Chips are fine on their own.
“They might not count as one of my five-a-day, although they are vegetables so I’d have to check that, they might not have much protein in, Gordon Ramsey might not approve, but I want chips and I’m having them.
“Yes, I am single but I don’t see what that’s got to do with anything.”
