Food

A FATHER-OF-TWO puts on a strange, jocular personality whenever he is in a restaurant, to the extreme discomfort of his family and female waiting staff.

FOOD consumed while you are cooking still counts as food, nutritionists have claimed.

THE flexitarian diet is perfect for people who love both meat and a load of bollocks, it has been claimed.

A MAN growing his own vegetables has managed to reduce the cost-per-unit of his tomatoes to just £35.18 per tomato.

A HUNGOVER man is unreasonably expecting a fruit smoothie to do all the work of restoring him after an eight-hour booze bender.

VEGANUARY participants re-entering the omnivorous world have been warned to begin with eggs rather than going straight to the hard stuff.

DO you want to perk up your vegetarian meals in a way that instantly cancels out the benefits of eating vegetables? Try these cooking techniques.

A WOMAN has lost an argument with her own dog about whether he deserved to be fed again.

IF there’s one thing our divided nation can agree on, it’s getting hammered on Friday and treating the resulting hangover with judiciously applied pizza the next day. But what does your choice say about you?

PEOPLE starting a vegan diet need to ensure they are pretending that their food tastes like nicer things, according to experts.