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Modern-day Jesus 'would go around making computers work'

IF Jesus were alive today he would travel from place to place doing IT miracles, it has been claimed.

Men still have feelings for Gillian Anderson

BRITAIN'S men never really got over Gillian Anderson, it has emerged.

Michael Bublé unable to do up a tie

CANADIAN crooner Michael Bublé is incapable of doing up a tie.

Retired footballers start tropical detective agency

FORMER Premier League players have joined forces to fight crime in exotic locations.

Kevin McCloud lives on new-build estate

GRAND Designs presenter Kevin McCloud lives on an estate called The Glades, it has emerged.

Brad Pitt had testicles removed seven years ago

BRAD Pitt has revealed he had his testicles surgically removed seven years ago.

Prince Charles injured by heavy irony

PRINCE Charles is recovering in hospital after a big lump of science-related irony hit him on the head.

Charles to become Queen

FORMER Prince Charles has mixed feelings about his new role as the Queen, it has emerged.