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THE father of Coldplay’s Chris Martin keeps asking when he’s going to bring his new girlfriend home.

SEX abuse allegations against Sir Cliff Richard are the result of a long-standing feud with Devil Woman, it has been claimed.

THE Royal family does not have to try as hard as ordinary people to be considered funny, it has been claimed.

EVERYTHING stopped this weekend while the nation read the latest thoughts to come out of Will Self's massive brain.

A SENIOR US army officer has revealed he was hurt after Jeremy Clarkson pretended not to know him.

GUESTS on Radio 4’s Desert Island Discs are actually abandoned on a remote Pacific atoll, the BBC has revealed.

FORMER celebrities are lobbying search engines to stop them fading into cultural oblivion.

PRINCE George has been introduced to the world of country sports by shooting a butterfly.

ALL male BBC presenters have some form of penis adornment, it has emerged.

CHERYL Cole has described her marriage to a Frenchman as ‘perfect’, because they have no idea what they are saying to each other.