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THE Duke of Edinburgh is absolutely delighted to see his grandson on the cover of a gay magazine.

THE Queen's top ten songs are all by her favourite artist Lethal Bizzle, it has been confirmed.

THE new Top Gear has an audience over 24 million if you include people walking past television shop windows, according to Chris Evans.

MOTHERS have confirmed plans to keep highlighting how various television celebrities look much older these days.

THE android known as ‘Taylor Swift’ has remembered who she was sent from the future to kill.

THE Queen’s Speech is littered with song titles from thrash metal act Slayer, it has emerged. 

MARY Berry has admitted she is the ‘Becky with the good hair’ named by Beyonce.

THE Queen is extremely good at being the Queen, it has been claimed. 

BEYONCE is working with Greggs on a range of pasties designed to empower women of all shapes and pasty-eating abilities.

JOHNNY Depp’s string of poor career choices has ended with a captivating short film about why it is wrong to smuggle dogs into Australia.