Everyone kind of hoping Attenborough and the Queen get together

EVERYONE in Britain would be happy if David Attenborough and the Queen eventually became a couple, it has been confirmed.

As the monarch and the naturalist appear in a landmark documentary, Britain is hoping that Attenborough and the Queen will exchange phone numbers at the end and agree to go ballroom dancing together sometime.

Jane Thomson, from Stevenage, said: “David Attenborough would make a great king. Or a sort of ‘step-king’ anyway.

“The two of them could go for walks, read the obituary pages together and laugh at Prince Charles.”

A Buckingham Palace spokesman said Prince Philip was ‘cool with it’ adding: “He knows she is going to outlive him by at least a decade and is fine with the idea of her ‘moving on’.

“As long as it is actually Attenborough and not the French or Chinese equivalent.”

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It's not the first time Trump has used 'mission accomplished' wrongly, confirm various women

DONALD Trump has been wrongly declaring ‘mission accomplished’ for decades, according to various women.

As the US president faced criticism for echoing George W. Bush in 2003, the women stressed that Trump has been ‘getting the wrong end of the stick about this kind of thing for years now’.

Stormy Daniels, a pornographic actress, said: “He declared ‘mission accomplished’ a couple of times when I knew him. But it never was.

“And I mean, it really never was. Absolutely nowhere near.”

A 47 year-old Slovenian former model who asked not to be named added: “I don’t think he has ever completed a mission in his life.”

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