Celebrity

THE tedious televised nuptials of Princess Eugenie and some bloke will be more fun if you’re pissed, so play our royal wedding-themed drinking game.

AMERICAN pop star Taylor Swift has broken her silence on political matters to support Welsh independence.

TV PRESENTER Kirstie Allsopp has admitted she smashed her children's iPads to teach them that capitalism is not the path of the spirit. 

POPE Francis has touched down in Dublin for the two-day stag party of one of his closest friends.

WITH Love Island at an end, ITV2 desperately needs more programmes that aren't repeats of Family Guy. So what’s coming up next?

A MAN will not stop name-dropping the only celebrity he has ever met, actor and alleged ‘hellraiser’ Keith Allen.

ELON Musk has confirmed plans to go off to Mars in a strop.

THE Queen is marvelling that, after 66 years on the throne, she has just met the biggest knobhead of her reign so far.

ALAN Sugar has defended an offensive tweet by saying nobody minded when he built a business empire selling racist jokes in the 1980s.

DAVID Dimbleby has confirmed that he will not be asking or answering any questions for the rest of his life.