Celebrity

PIERS Morgan plans to use his 'skills as a journalist' to discover the truth about a controversial school he claims was founded by JK Rowling.

DAVID Beckham's hacked emails have revealed that he is far less of a prick than most footballers.

NEWS outlets are unable to find a picture of Donald Trump where he doesn't look like an absolute maniac, it has been confirmed.

A RADIO 4 listener is to feign puzzlement about David Beckham’s identity throughout his appearance on Desert Island Discs.

DONALD Trump has slammed the writing and release of Shane Richie's autobiography From Rags to Richie.

ACTOR Tom Hiddleston has apologised for being a massive ponce.

MICHAEL Fish is sick of being a byword for fucking up and you can all sod off, the infamous weatherman has declared.

ROLLING Stones legend Keith Richards has expressed his genuine surprise at surviving 2016.

THE voice inside Richard Hammond’s head has reminded him he is easily the most expendable part of Jeremy Clarkson’s TV entourage.

JESUS had a goatee for a bit but nobody was into it, it has emerged.