Celebrity

EVERYONE who attended the society wedding of the year is completely fantastic in every way.

A SPATE of restaurant fires in Heaven has been linked to Tony Soprano.

THE former Pope's mystery-shrouded miracle was completing an impossible computer game in the 80s, it has emerged.

THE Duchess of Cambridge has revealed that her birth plan includes some murder mystery DVDs and a homemade pork pie.

THE BBC paid vast sums to allow The Voice star Sir Tom Jones to hunt humans, it has emerged.

BRITAIN is still a world-leader at producing people who can fall out of buildings, it has been confirmed.

RUPERT Murdoch and his wife are to divorce after she stumbled across a pentagram painted in blood in the basement of their New York mansion.

TWO BBC newsreaders have claimed the Queen is following them.