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THE prime minister's wife has halted divorce proceedings after realising she'd lose a sweet £200-a-year tax break.

RICHARD Dawkins's autobiography controversially omits his creation by lightning on the slopes of Mount Olympus.

PRINCESS Diana's hair looked really weird, it has been claimed.

PRINCE William is to quit the armed forces and become a full-time public relations consultant.

MILEY Cyrus's tongue will soon be three times longer than her body, experts have warned.

PRINCE Andrew probably walked out of Buckingham Palace with more than £2m in jewels - after being caught by the police.

RUSSELL Brand has enjoyed the comfort of a Mercedes Benz, just like Adolf Hitler.

GOD has apologised to mankind in a dramatic interview with the late Sir David Frost.