THE SUN has confirmed that if the Queen dares breathe one compassionate word about immigrants she is fucking gone.
The newspaper’s demand that Gary Lineker be sacked for his ostentatious display of sympathy toward child immigrants is intended to terrify the Palace into submission.
Sun editor Stephen Malley said: “Nobody is more patriotic than us. Not England footballers, not war heroes, not elected politicians. Nobody.
“If we can turn on one big-eared national treasure bastard for the crime of calling hateful tweets about immigrants racist, then the heir to the throne better know he’s not safe. Half-Greek twat.
“We own this country, Liz. Remember 1997, when we didn’t think you were grieving enough? We can have an angry mob at your gates first thing tomorrow, guillotine all set up.”
Malley added: “Good girl. Keep that mouth shut and maybe we’ll get you a nice new yacht.”
