LISTENING to what actors think is stupid because they are stupid, it has been confirmed.
After Oscar winner Meryl Streep said a gormless thing about diversity, experts stressed that actors are just children in adult clothes and should be left alone to point at clouds.
Dr Wayne Hayes said: “If you want a proper discussion on social power structures you may as well talk to your cat.”
In the early days of Hollywood actors were expected to do nothing more than drink themselves to death and sleep with as many people as possible, but acting schools now teach their students how to bluff their way through questions about things they do not understand.
Hayes added: “You wouldn’t expect Noam Chomsky to be any good at pretending to be the Hulk, so don’t concern yourself with Mark Ruffalo’s ‘thoughts’ about fracking.”
Hayes has called for press conferences with actors to come with a warning, similar to the one about flash photography.
