ENGLAND triumphed over Germany because of the incredible combination of Ed Sheeran, David Beckham and seven-year-old Prince George, according to the media.
The heir to the throne was there at Wembley and inspired a historic victory against the Germans, helped by a retinue of A-list celebrities.
Fan Tom Booker said: “It was dazzling. All that star power pledged to England’s cause? The game was ours.
“It was so thrilling, being there watching the action for myself. I didn’t miss a single expression on his adorable little face. The way it lit up when we scored had me pumping the air.
“And let’s not forget the real hero in all this – Kate. Resplendent in England’s colours, a thrifty £59.99 red Zara blazer and white top, she cheered those goals over the line as if she was scoring them herself.
“Some credit should go to Harry Kane, of course, the hero of the hour, and special thanks to Sterling for his role in Kane’s pivotal goal. And for his individual contributions.”
He added: “For the next match? If we can get Elton John, Daniel Craig, Adele, and Princess Charlotte we can’t f**king lose.”
