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FRIENDS Reunited has relaunched with a pledge to be not bad at one of the things that has made Facebook enormous.

DOWNING Street has advertised for an experienced prostitution agent.

OWNERS of the iPad 3 will have to pay Apple a monthly fee for all the heat it generates.

THE government is to turn itself into the defunct mortgage company Northern Rock, Downing Street has confirmed.

THE fall of a Kate Moss hoarding onto shoppers augurs another recession, according to financial soothsayers.

PEOPLE who want an iPad 3 must complete a series of deliberately humiliating challenges, Apple CEO Tim Cook has confirmed.

A VAST floating pleasure palace is the ultimate prick machine, its designers have claimed.

GOOGLE has insisted its new privacy policy is nothing more than a simplified method for collecting every last detail about you until it becomes you.

ELECTRONICS giant Apple has begun promoting Blackberry's unfortunate tablet machine out of a mixture of pity and guilt.

BRITAIN'S unemployed are being offered the chance to experience what life might be like if they had an extra £7.50 a week.