Business

A LANDMARK office building in the City of London could be full of people who are basically werewolves, it has emerged.

STAFF in high street book chain Waterstones have an unusually high incidence of neckbeard, it has emerged.

BRITAIN is pinning its economic hopes on a record haul of grade-A heroin from the Tower of London.

SHOPPERS have told retailers that a ten per cent discount is worthless so they may as well stop pretending otherwise.

A SUCCESSFUL City banker has asked everyone to stop suggesting he secretly has a heart of gold.

BURGER chain McDonald’s has a new slogan emphasising that at least its product is unpretentious.

LLOYDS staff have complained that being ‘digitised’ merely involves being sacked rather than blasted into a thrilling video game world.

NORTHERN rail commuters have admitted that they have no real need to go anywhere very fast.

ANY business which claims to be successful is covering up a huge hole in its accounts, analysts have confirmed.

ANYONE asked to undertake unpaid work can exchange Facebook ‘likes’ for food under a new government initiative.