Business

A NEW model of car is as unremarkable as your personality, according to its makers.

THE UK’s banks have announced their new multi-billion pound government bailout, which will take place in March next year.

A GROUP of conference attendees making strained conversation at the bar have realised that they are networking.

A TRAFFIC island which was the UK's last piece of infrastructure has been sold to the private sector.

NETWORK Rail has announced plans to extend its Great Eastern Main Line through to Saudi Arabia.

EVERY broadband company is an absolute shower of shit run by complete bastards, it has been confirmed.

'COOL' design-conscious offices are really just light, airy prisons, according to workers.

THE Coca-Cola Company has ordered the world to stop consuming Cokes that bear other people’s names.

BRITAIN’S supermarkets have revealed plans to stop concealing their utter loathing of the public.

APPLE has admitted its new iPhone will bend if you are determined to bend it.