Business

BRITAIN'S biggest accountancy firm has been accused of organising its clients’ finances and helping them reduce their tax bills.

CLASSY supermarket Waitrose has completely lost it after everyone took the piss with its free hot drinks.

RAIL bosses have given up trying to control their trains and have set them free to roam wild.

HAVING an innovative multimedia CV makes you stand out from the pack as a particularly tedious person, according to employers.

DRAGONS’ Den entrepreneur Levi Roots has announced a new condiment inspired by obscure early 80s experimental rock music.

BRITAIN's bovine milk suppliers are to receive a guaranteed income for their bodily secretions.

A LONDON cafe has been caught refilling its old Heinz sauce bottles with cheaper ‘industrial ketchup’.

THIRTY year-old Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is the youngest person still on it.

BRITISH landlords have demanded their powers over tenants be extended to life and death.

BRITAIN is waiting to find out how it will be made to pay dearly for low inflation.