ABSOLUTELY everything your colleagues do is annoying, it has emerged.
Research by the Institute for Studies into workplace antagonism found that the most common cause of loathing towards colleagues was ‘every single thing they do’.
Sales co-ordinator Nikki Hollis said: “With the woman I sit opposite, I thought it was how she ate her sandwich in a nibbling fashion that got on my tits the most. Then I realised it was also the way she sat, at a slight angle to the desk.
“Then I decided I hated her skirt, her nose, and the way she says ‘fiddlesticks’ after incorrectly entering some data. It gradually dawned on me that I hated everything about her. And I feel the same about every other human in the building.”
Office manager Tom Booker said: “Just look at these fuckers, don’t you just want to slap each and every one of them in turn.
“Am I blaming them for the fact that I hate my job? Or do I hate my job because of them? Who cares?
“I wouldn’t murder them because that’s wrong but if I could somehow magic them out of existence that would be really good.”
