Arts & Entertainment

A PLAY has been ruined after the cast repeatedly broke into song, it has emerged.

A MAN is feeling proud of himself after removing House of Cards from his Netflix ‘to watch’ list.

BAKE-OFF judge Prue Leith has accidentally tweeted conclusive proof that God is dead and you are going to burn in Hell forever.

A WOMAN drawn into conversation about Stranger Things has fooled everyone into believing she has seen it by making a series of vague 1980s references.

A MAN totally opposed to attempts to make Cambridge’s literature teaching more diverse has only ever read the sci-fi epic Dune.

FATHER Bill McKay bought Stormzy's album in HMV and is really hoping someone saw him do it.

A WOMAN who cannot stand zombie television series The Walking Dead is very excited that it’s back on television.

A FORMER public schoolboy is making a terrible East End gangster movie, he has announced.

A TV show is worth persevering with because it improves after just ten hours, according to a friend who assumes you have nothing better to do.

NIGHTCLUBS across Britain are to trial ‘old bastards' nights where the music won't be quite as loud and everyone can leave by half one without being made to feel bad about it.