Arts & Entertainment

Fond memories of the A-team ruined by watching it

A MAN has had his fond memories of The A-team ruined by actually watching a full episode.

Harry Potter film to feature hugely gay owl

AN upcoming Harry Potter film will avoid the subject of Dumbledore’s sexuality but will feature an extremely gay owl, the director has confirmed.

Taylor Swift fan’s mind blown after hearing real music

A TAYLOR Swift fan is recovering from having her mind blown after hearing real music for the first time.

How to accept you’re a Radio 2 listener now

Move your hips from side-to-side in a pathetic mockery of dancing when Snap! is played while you’re doing the gardening or clearing out the shed.

Man describes even most boring technology as 'like something off Black Mirror'

A MAN obsessed with Black Mirror thinks even the most mundane technology has an evil hidden agenda.

BBC using seven different Attenboroughs

THE BBC has a roster of seven different David Attenboroughs they edit together to make his programmes, they have admitted.

Because of streaming I have heard all this year's 'best' albums and they are shit

THANKS to Spotify, I have heard all the albums of the year and they are a load of shit.

Man always cries at bit in Die Hard where cop rediscovers the magic of killing

A MAN has admitted he always cries at Die Hard when the black cop who was afraid to draw his gun rediscovers the magic of killing.

How to avoid Star Wars spoilers by being a grown-up and caring about grown-up things instead

ARE you worried about spoilers for the The Last Jedi? Here’s how to care about normal adult things instead.

New Star Wars features shaved Chewbacca

NEW Star Wars film The Last Jedi promises the first sight of Chewbacca shaven completely bare.