Arts & Entertainment

Man at front of gig screaming for song that band definitely going to play anyway

A MAN has stood at the very front of a concert shouting for the band’s biggest song even though they're fucking obviously going to play it at some point anyway.

Teenager trapped in dad band jam session

A TEENAGER who thought he was just going around to see his friend has ended up trapped in a dad band jam session that may never end.

Which minor, shitty Friends character are you?

LET’S face it, you’re not a main character even in your own life, and you certainly wouldn’t be in a seminal New York sitcom. But which crappy four-episode Friends walk-on are you?

Mum very disappointed with Hugh Grant for trying to kill that gay man

A MIDDLE-AGED mother believes Hugh Grant has let her down by actually being a politician involved in a botched attempt to murder his gay lover.

I paid fifty-five quid to see a film I've seen before, London man tells northern parents

A MAN who lives in London has admitted to his northern parents that he paid £55 for a 'cinema experience'.

Han and Chewie 'met on Grindr'

THE new Star Wars film has revealed that Han Solo and Chewbacca met on a gay dating app and were lovers for 20 years. 

Ed Sheeran breaks into Sunday Times World's Dullest Shite List

ED Sheeran has made it into the respected Sunday Times list of the most tedious music acts in the world.  

Man hasn't had sex since 2015 due to Manic Street Preachers

A MAN’S family are worried he will never find a partner due to his love of stolid alt-rockers the Manic Street Preachers.    

33-year-old cannot believe the shit 26-year-olds are listening to

A 33-YEAR-OLD is absolutely horrified at the utter crap that today’s 26-year-olds believe to be good music.  

Iron Maiden fans somehow immune to self-consciousness epidemic

FANS of Iron Maiden are somehow unaffected by the self-consciousness epidemic sweeping the Western world.