THE X Factor is doing rather brilliantly considering it is just pretty lights and a bit of singing, it has been claimed.
An ITV source said: “Much has been made of the show’s falling viewership, but there are still millions of people looking at the fucker every weekend.
“That’s pretty incredible when you think that it’s an hour of bright colours, karaoke and someone called Tulisa banging on about her ‘urban roots’.
The source said: “Research shows the audience really likes it when there are laser beams and the singer is standing on a box.”
