A RULING that Prince Harry is entitled to no security while visiting the UK means it is open season for hunters hoping to bag a Royal. Is this fair? 

Martin Bishop, architect: “Serve him right, the f**king ginger crybaby. I hated kids like him at school.”

Denys Finch Hatton, gamekeeper: “Harry won’t last five minutes on open moorland with his flame-red hair. I’d probably let a hedge fund manager get the kill, for a healthy tip.”

Charlotte Phelps, estate agent: “If he’s as rock-hard as he claims, killing 25 Taliban and all that, he’ll put up a f**king tough fight. Like the John Wick sequels only good.”

Susan Traherne, baggage handler: “Imagine the terror of flying into the UK knowing that Piers Morgan’s out there, in the dark. Nursing a grudge. Poised to strike.”

Steve Malley, fusilier: “Has he considered an armoured mech suit?”