Cow tipping in Dyfed, with Zendaya

16th January 2025

HEY everyone! Zendaya here. The most famous person in the world if you’re under 25. So famous I’m known by only one name, like Cher, Bono or Shipman.

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Mash Blind Date: can Elon Musk convert every woman in the UK to techbro-fascism by serially dating them?

13th January 2025

BILLIONAIRE Elon Musk has fallen in love with converting Europe to fascism, and he is pressing his ardour. Will Joanna Kramer, aged 44, fall to his shock troops?