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The Mash guide to small talk will make it seem like you have rudimentary social skills.

IN the busy, modern world it can be hard to tell if you and your family have just lived, worked and paid tax here since the end of World War Two. Take our quick test to find out if we should illegally deport you or not...

NANTWICH may look like a sleepy Cheshire market town, but there is mad gangsta shit going down all the time.

RESEARCHERS have discovered three new species of racist, it has been confirmed.

I HAVE just taken the bold step of banning knives in colleges, but my clampdown on obviously bad things does not stop there.

YOU are, but you might as well take our test to prove it.

DO YOU use your phone to speak to people or to torment yourself? Take our test and find out.  

DUE to the rich complexities of the human personality we can all be summed up by a theme tune from a 90s American TV show for teenagers. Which one are you?

YOU’VE probably heard of ‘Lib Dems’, but who are these strange people claiming to be a political party?

ARE you one of those irritating twats who was mad keen on Brexit but is now not really that arsed? Take our test and find out.