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I SUPPORT social progress, justice and anti-authoritarianism. But I have'’t got time for squeezing Harpic down the loo, who has?

A GUIDE to surviving the heatwave whilst you are technically meant to be doing a job.

FEELING tired and irritable? Probably it's because you’re possessed by a demonic entity.

NOW is the time to pretend you're into football, even though the only player you know is David Beckham.

YOU know which Friends character, zoo animal and type of biscuit you are, but what Greek god are you? You might as well find out.

ARE you a social media 'influencer' with the power to make consumers spend? Take this test to find out.

HAVE you started to think there might be a reason why no one is having sex with you? Take our test and find out.

IT IS surprisingly easy to drive on the motorway, even if you are a stupid bastard.

Is being nearly 40, slightly overweight and having no experience of stunt work going to hold you back? Why not take our quick test to find out...

Are you obsessed with knowing what your personality type is and then telling people about it? You probably come under the category of ‘self-absorbed arse’. But what are the five other main personality types?