Features

WHETHER it's Woolworths, CDs or Neapolitan ice-cream, every journalist of a certain age is used to knocking out articles about how we’ll miss that thing that’s gone after nobody used it. 

ARE you constantly complaining? Take our test to find out if you have hay fever or are just a miserable sod.

WHAT devious techniques are you using to look as if you’re working when you’re not? Read our guide - and maybe even learn some new ways to skive!

MUMS often recommend films but without being able to remember any key details. Can you decipher these mum film descriptions?

HAVE you got what it takes to keep fucking things up like a senior Tory minister? Take our test and find out!

STRUGGLING to make ends meet? You could be trapped by low wages, high rent and economic uncertainty, or you might just have kids.

TO BE honest, I'm just as confused as everyone else.

PLUCKY Britons are currently ignoring decades of advice about what to do in a heatwave. So what stupid things have you decided it’s OK to do?  

DO your friends with problems deserve your sympathy, or are they just idiots who won’t stop doing stupid things? Take our test and find out.

YOUR choice of ice lolly reveals your personality on a deep and profound level.