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WHICH sweet frozen treat will most effectively turn your little angel into the maniacal spawn of Satan? Find out with this simple test.

DEAR mirror, I have gazed into you for 11 hours a day over several decades and now I need to ask you something.

ARE you comfortable in your own skin, or just an obnoxious bastard? Take our test to find out.

BELIEVE it or not, I am a real doctor and when I’m not negotiating superb trade deals I like to keep my hand in. Here I reply to your health queries.

ARE you and partner destined to be together or have you just signed a legally-binding rent contract? Take our test to find out.

I started buying clothes from the internet some time around 2005.

A POSH woman you don’t know has had a baby. Amazing. But are you unsure how to celebrate because it would be insane? Here are some suggestions:

ARE you unable to sleep for worrying that your four-year-old might not get into the LSE? You may be suffering from middle-class fretting. Take our quiz and find out.

Are you just dragging bed bugs and weird old shit into your home? Here’s our guide to doing it right.

The signs were always there, let’s face it.