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WHETHER you are skint, hungover or fat, blame it all on Jesus’s birthday.

WARHAMMER: all men play it, but only the brave few will mention it in public.

DO you hate listening to people tediously drone on about themselves when you’re clearly much more interesting? Here’s how to steer the conversation round.

As well as keeping you warm, a good winter coat can shield you from the endless bullshit of Christmas, especially if you keep the hood up. Here are five of the best.

YOU’VE enjoyed a marvellous meal with friends and now the bill has arrived. Should you just divide the whole thing equally, or do you actually understand how money works?

DO you like pissing people off with your big rucksack or stupid little dog on a massive lead? Here’s how to take being a pain in the arse in public places to a new level.

DO you live for Avocado or do you live for Kale? Take our quick test to find out why people generally think you're an arse who would go along with any fad they were told to.

ROBERT De Niro, who for many years was considered one of the greatest actors of all time now looks set to appear in a commercial for bread makers Warburtons.

IN the busy, modern world it can be hard to tell if you're getting your full, daily amount of creamed chick peas and tahini. Take our quick test to find out.

BEING able to keep a secret is an admirable quality, which is why most people can't. Take our test to see if you're a little gobshite.