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HI, I'm an attention seeking arsehole and I'm here to tell you how to write an article about something that you don't understand that will get you the attention that you so greedily desire.

ARE you an idiot looking for a fun family film to ruin by claiming it is prejudiced? Then here are a few classics:

WOULD you like to turn something you’ve totally fucked up into a victory by suggesting you’re just a plucky little underdog? Here’s how.

WE ALL love posting on social media, the data-collection system that has somehow convinced us it is for our benefit. But will your posts eventually cost you your job? Take our quiz:

DO you genuinely believe there’s a way to stop the forces of time and gravity turning you into a haggard, wrinkly old sack of organs?

MINISTERS have warned that Britain could face Brexit riots. Here’s what to do if you get caught up in one.

HI, I'm Nick Clegg (former deputy prime minister?) and I'm here to tell you how you can be a great sidekick. It's not all just saying, 'great idea, boss' though, that is a fairly large part of it. Let's begin...

DICKING around does not just happen - you have to know your stuff. Here's a five point guide to wasting time like a champion.

WITH the flu season upon us it’s important to be prepared with plenty of unscientific advice. Here’s the sort of rubbish your mum comes out with.

DO you hate London for various bizarre reasons and say brilliant things like 'it's not even English'? Here’s what those la-di-da shitponces are really like.