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Who is your leader? A. An ancient, reincarnated demi-God who will lead us to Eternia where we will live in intergalactic glory forever.

ARE you an oddball Labour MP who would clearly be more at home in the Conservative Party or UKIP? Take our test...

Do you think throwing your money at some ‘holistic regime’ will make you feel better about life? Then why not try one of these...

HI, I'm Esther McVey, the former Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, and while you're getting your head round that, I'm going to give you a quick rundown on how to talk about things confidently despite not having the faintest idea what you're on about...

PEOPLE say ‘you can’t have it all’. But as a talentless failed foreign secretary openly living with his 30-year-old mistress and who remains favourite to be prime minister, I respectfully disagree.

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For me, having five children is an important personal choice, but for poor people it’s just incredibly irresponsible.

'Nazi' is always a good thing to shout – especially if you yourself are on the far right. It really will prove that you are much cleverer than everyone thinks.

The NHS is so shafted that you can’t rely on it to save you from a cruel winter. Here’s how to survive as if you were one of Fagin’s pickpockets, but much less cheerful.

IT’S 2019, and you’ve written all the things you hope to achieve in a pathetic Moleskine notebook you bought yourself. But will you achieve even one of them? Find out: